Quote of the day: George Carlin
I’ve got four farts… my Heineken fart, my broccoli fart, my rice pudding fart, and my non-dairy creamer fart, and that’s not one of my farts! I know, the DOG farted!
George Carlin
Quote of the day: CGC
Mine are so bad, my side of the sofa where I normally sit has an odder that I have to fabreez every once in a while. And I think the neighbors believe I have taken up playing the trumpet.
My truck stinks too
– CGC
Quote of the day: ll ReNeGaDe ll
i have that problem after i eat peanuts damn once it smelled so bad my friend started crying
– ll ReNeGaDe ll
Quote of the day: bassing68
My dad made my mom wake up spitting one night. She said it was so bad she could taste it.
– bassing68
Farty pants
Its getting worst. The smell of them wd prolly be looked upon by some ppl as a sign from revelations, a sign that the end is near.
anyway i was in the supermarket the other day and i let one of those quiet ones off. Damn it was howling. Forget bad weather, this was an act of God. Anyway, there was an old man and women next to me and the women when she smelled it slapped her husband on the ass and said “ya reaking old ****”. hahahaha
but seriously guys when will they stop being so shocking. Maybe, my ass is taletened but am sick of letting off 20 barkers every hour.
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