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Quote of the day: Martin Luther
A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass
– Martin Luther
Quote of the day: Megan Fox
“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”
– Megan Fox
Quote of the day: Sir John Suckling
Love is the fart Of every heart: It pains a man when ’tis kept close, And others doth offend, when ’tis let loose
– Sir John Suckling
‘Love’s Offence’.
Quote of the day: Genious
He who farts in church sits on his own pew
– Genious
Quote of the day: Benjamin Franklin
Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly
― Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
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