How do I stop waking myself up farting?

Q: I woke myself up from sleeping, just by my own farting, how can I stop it?

A: Take a Gas-X before bed. I made one of my college room mates do this every nite!
A: ear pluggs might stop the noise and nose pluggs can stop the smell
A: Watch your diet….but I recommend a butt-plug.
A: go to the bathroom before u sleep

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"At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role" - Donald Sutherland

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